sapphyrerebeledge: eternalshadows: whalesambataps8: blankison-blankicus: where-arewe: licoriceplease: fishingboatproceeds: tyleroakley: I mean, I’d read it. Me too. About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle. douchenozzle DOUCHENOZZLE DOUCHENOZZLE ^^^^ WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT EVEN. DOUCHE. NOZZLE. OH MY FUCKING GOSH. WHAT EVEN.

sapphyrerebeledge:

eternalshadows:

whalesambataps8:

blankison-blankicus:

where-arewe:

licoriceplease:

fishingboatproceeds:

tyleroakley:

I mean, I’d read it.

Me too.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

douchenozzle

DOUCHENOZZLE

DOUCHENOZZLE

^^^^ WHAT IS THIS I CANNOT EVEN.

DOUCHE. NOZZLE.

OH MY FUCKING GOSH. WHAT EVEN.


(Source: setyourphaserstostun, via luna301)