RONALD WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU BLOCK OUR VIEW! I AM ABSOUTELY DISGUSTED! ROMIONE FANS ARE GETTING NECK INJURIES FROM CRANING THEIR NECKS, AND IT’S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU KISS THE WRONG WAY AGAIN, WE’LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! Oh, and Hermione, dear, congratulations on making out. Your Father and I are so proud..