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Cheskikay
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February 15, 2010
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October 2, 2010
There was a Palestinian girl in my high school who was so hot that, if I hung out with her for five minutes, my balls would literaly hurt
— A friend of mine.
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November 5, 2010
Any euphemism for genitalia can be used as an insult… but you can’t use genitalia as an insult. You can call someone a dick or a pussy. But you can’t call someone ‘vagina’ or ‘penis’… or ‘vulva’— it just won’t work.
— Just an ordinary, dorm-life conversation.
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Awkward Silence Breaker
- In a dorm room room. Guy 1 has been telling Jewish jokes for a while.
- Guy 1: Ok, how do you fit a million Jews in a taxi cab? ....One in front, two in the back, the rest in an ashtray.
- Jewish guy: No. Enough. That's not cool.
- *awkward silence*
- Guy 1: That's alright. I like awkward silences.
- Guy 2: I AM A CHILD OF INCEST.
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November 17, 2010
Don’t be one of those talented people who don’t do anything. Because if you just get high in a fairy circle, your ideas will stay there and go in the ground and it will grow into a mushroom. It will be a pretty mushroom, but no one will see it!
— My theatre professor (Kimberly Jannarone) on ideas.
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November 28, 2010
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November 29, 2010
Knowledge: a definition
- Ann: Is this jacket too big?
- Nicole: It's cold, no one cares.
- Cheska: Yeah, you're going to school. Not a party.
- Ann: SCHOOL IS A PARTY. KNOWLEDGE IS A PARTY FOR MY BRAIN!
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December 2, 2010
Words of Wisdom
- Sarah: Oh no, I'm showing too much cleavage in that picture!
- Cheska: Pff. No nipple, no problem
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December 28, 2010
Behind every beautiful girl, there is a dumbass guy who did her wrong and made her strong.
— Michael Cera in his Twitter account (via kalaidalisayluciddreaming)
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January 28, 2011
A Filipino may denationalize himself but not his stomach. He may travel over the seven seas, the five continents and the two hemispheres and lose the savor of home, forget his identity and believe himself a citizen of the world. But he remains- gastronomically, at least- always a Filipino. For, if in no other way, the Filipino loves his country with his stomach.
— Where Is The Patis? by Carmen Guerrero Nakpil (via cold-nostalgia)
(Source: kiseumi, via pinoytumblr)
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February 14, 2011
On Monday 14th February 2011, @senmiriam said:
Advice to young people on Valentine’s Day: It’s very important that you choose the person you will marry and stay with that person. There are many people now who believe in serial love, loving one person after another. That’s not good. Love is like measles, you know. You only get it once in your lifetime, then you become immune forever. I am very happy to say that’s what happened to me. I am completely immune to any temptation. All men who have passed my life after I got married might as well have been sticks of furniture.
— Philippine Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago (via kirbyaraullo)
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September 29, 2011
The hardest part about hugging someone to whom you are attracted but not already making out with is knowing how long is safe. End the hug too soon and it’s weird; the other person thinks “man why did he/she only hug me a little bit?” Hugging someone for too long, on the other hand, is a clear signal that HELLO YOU GIVE ME BONERS/SQUISHY LADYPARTS HAGBLGABGLH. We walk a tight-rope, my friends, a tight-rope over the chasm of AWKWARDNESS.
— From Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content
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